What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 23:51

The Man with the Golden Gun
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Octopussy
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
A View to a Kill
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Goldfinger
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”She is very sexyful!”
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From Russia With Love
You Only Live Twice
Dr No
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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Moonraker
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-All the bad guys are black.
What caused North Korea to go poor when at first it was rich?
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Why do almost all vertebrates have tails, but not apes and frogs?
-”Ah so!”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Live and Let Die
-J W Pepper
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Why do so many people find Kakashi's character so appealing and inspirational?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!